i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

the-science-of-destruction:

cheesings:

do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them

YES.

can i kiss you for saying that

(Source: woogidy, via insecureplatypus)

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via educunt-yourself)

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